Just some things that come to mind when thinking about doing this*:
- Don’t read the bottom half of the internet. Comments are great sometimes, and terrible at others. So as a rule, don’t read them. If you’ve written something genuinely wrong, people will let you know, most often through…
THIS is a really really nice painting of a birdie
my friend clam is a shiny metal robot-mouthed tribeswoman (Kryolan Supracolor Metallic in silver and gold)
death by misadventure OR young mexicans on the razzle
like my sweater? its from macys. i bought it to wear over my prom dress from TJ MAXX. but was feeling a little saucy and wore the dress without the sweater. I just wanted to get laid. It ended up being a crazy night. I got fingered by the football team. it was awesome. it hurt after a while and i told the guys to stop but they didn’t. they said it would make me popular. and i couldn’t really stop them because of what mom likes to call my ‘special gift from God’
you see.. my name is clarissa, and well, i’m an amputee.
GUYS IM SO BORED WHATS WRONG WITH ME












